Sorry I haven’t been posting here, but I’ve been in college. Here’s some notes, from Tuesday, for proof.
November 21, 2008 10:48 PM
The goal, simply, is to recombinate my fractured online identity into a single whole. (It's also to better seperate my online-self from my real-self, so that I can actually be employable, but that's another episode.)
The plan, less simply, is to create web presences for all the different contexts I dabble in, and then create a contextless wrapper around the whole enchilada. Which means:
- Create a new blog dictating my experiences on Second Life, on the new account. Will be painful not because of making the blog (though that is fairly painful), but as to what I do on said account. But that's, again, a different episode.
- Continue posting comedy on the now mostly defunct ohgodinternet, because I kind of miss it. Of course, I expect fully to have that go defunct again in a couple of days, but that's a different episode.
- Use twitter, for contextless stuff smaller than 140 characters. And, oddly enough, there's a fuckload of stuff that I want to say smaller than 140 characters. I'd love to post more about twitter, but that's predictably a different episode.
- Create a blog named ablog, for stuff that doesn't fit anywhere else. Obviously, this is both done, and rough as hell. I've been working on ablog for a month or so, halfheartedly, but the tale of that is a different episode.
- Finally, create an index page that syndicates all of my online activity, and make that the index page. Kind of like Planet. Only not. This is the "finally" step, however, so doing all of this is a different episode.
- Extra finally, link all of my old stuff to this stickyball. There's this weird tension between archiving everything, and deleting everything. However, this topic is better saved for a different episode.
Of course, now I have to actually sit down and do this. So there's an even chance that this'll amount to nothing.
November 15, 2008 06:00 PM
d8uv: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBlJaPD-CCQ
kerian: playing the wii will get you raped by dogs
d8uv: how can you come up with the funniest possible caption in no time
kerian: thats how i roll
kerian: after most of my life ive figured out that the first thing that comes to my mind is the best thing to say
kerian: it mignt not be right or good but its BEST
d8uv: caption http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHn1n0JJiFc
kerian: that man has a huge mouth and a yamaka, which im pretty sure is 100% not the recipe for breakdancing
d8uv: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxGGyVklPHg ?
kerian: crosswalk 100m, sign now
d8uv: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvWUWtA5jIA ?
kerian: arent segways stupidly expensive, you deserve that
d8uv: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAzrTM4aHfE
kerian: well soldiers are the best and brightest
kerian: also lol woman
August 05, 2008 11:34 PM
Random musings:
- My cat tried to do a kick ass matrix jump across the bathroom and fell square in the toilet. Swish, nothing but bowl.
- Why do tanker trucks need to inform people that the contents are inedible. I cant see going up to suckle on the teat of a road going container with the prospects of either Hydroflouric Acid or maybe if I’m lucky liquid chicken comming out.
- The van at work uses about 3-6 quarts of diesel oil a day, and is coated in a nasty film. I think I’m going call him Valdez.
- Awesomemobile is still awesome (even though parts fall off it)
- My cheese is dried out and stale ;_;
MORE BULLITINS AS EVENTS WARRENT
July 30, 2008 10:40 PM
Enter A BIG FANCY GAY and REYNALDO
A Big Fancy Gay
Give him this money and these notes, Reynaldo.
Reynaldo
I will, my gay one.
A Big Fancy Gay
You shall do marvellous wisely, good Reynaldo,
Before you visit him, to make inquire
Of his behavior.
Reynaldo
My gay one, I did intend it.
A Big Fancy Gay
Marry, well said; very well said. Look you, sir,
Inquire me first what Danskers are in Paris;
And how, and who, what means, and where they keep,
What company, at what expense; and finding
By this encompassment and drift of question
That they do know my son, come you more nearer
Than your particular demands will touch it:
Take you, as ‘twere, some distant knowledge of him;
As thus, ‘I know his father and his friends,
And in part him: ’ do you mark this, Reynaldo?
Reynaldo
Ay, very well, my gay one.
A Big Fancy Gay
‘And in part him; but’ you may say ‘not well:
But, if’t be he I mean, he’s very wild;
Addicted so and so:’ and there put on him
What forgeries you please; marry, none so rank
As may dishonour him; take heed of that;
But, sir, such wanton, wild and usual slips
As are companions noted and most known
To youth and liberty.
Reynaldo
As gaming, my gay one.
A Big Fancy Gay
Ay, or drinking, fencing, swearing, quarrelling,
Drabbing: you may go so far.
Reynaldo
My gay one, that would dishonour him.
A Big Fancy Gay
‘Faith, no; as you may season it in the charge
You must not put another scandal on him,
That he is open to incontinency;
That’s not my meaning: but breathe his faults so quaintly
That they may seem the taints of liberty,
The flash and outbreak of a fiery mind,
A savageness in unreclaimed blood,
Of general assault.
Reynaldo
But, my good gay one,—
A Big Fancy Gay
Wherefore should you do this?
Reynaldo
Ay, my gay one,
I would know that.
July 11, 2008 08:54 PM
So I bought this box of approximately 50 frozen hashbowns, because, you know, hashbrowns are fantastic. I read the the instructions on the side and follow them. The result was this rock-hard, black thing which was on fire. I extinguished the flames and consumed it as punishment. The second time I tried it i wound up with these floppy cold things, but sustained oil burns. Finally, the third time I wound up with hashblacks again, but this time caught my linoleum floor on fire. Hashbrowns, you are so tasty, but why are you so hard to make. Furthermore why do I keep trying, seeing how the outcome is usually a fire, injury, and a foodstuff that is most definitely not a hashbrown.
;_;
July 10, 2008 07:58 PM
d8uv: also, why do you put so many spaces between puncutation marks?
jessica: Two spaces after a full stop. Haven't we been over this?
d8uv: And question marks, apparently
d8uv: Do you use a monospace fonted IRC client?
jessica: No.
jessica: But I type this way.
jessica: It annoys the life out of crschmidt, but that's not my chief motivation for doing so � rather, it's lifelong habit.
d8uv: It annoys the fuck out of everyone who knows things about typography
d8uv: It's like using MS Comic Sans
d8uv: I mean, it seems like an allright thing to do, but it only marks you as Someone Who Doesn't Know Anything
jessica: I never claimed to know anything about typography; instead, I type the way I've typed my entire life. And I'd say it's not half as annoying as using Comic Sans. In fact, I'd be surprised if most people even noticed.
d8uv: Did old crusty typing teachers beat it into you?
jessica: I really don't want to think of the hygienic habits of the nuns who taught me as a child, sir.
d8uv: I bet they shed their skin when they took off their habits
d8uv: And inside is a spindly little dwarf, with a head that resembles a coconut, but with like a normal face on it
jessica: Better than picturing convent cunnilingus.
d8uv: And all it wears is a loincloth made from a bandana one of the New Kids on the Block wore in one of their videros
jessica goes back to reading about Comet Shoemaker-Levy 9.
July 10, 2008 10:12 AM
sbp: Hello internets. This is sbp speaking. Do not be afraid. The sbp weblogging system is on the air. I will speak in short sentences. Short sentences are awesome. Like d8uv’s face. And kerian’s face. My friends have beautiful faces. Do you have beautiful faces? If so, you can get an ointment for that.
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d8uv: We here at ohgodinternet would like to formally welcome sbp here. Mainly because he’s smarter than everyone else, and british. Oh and he plays a bitchin’ guitar. This makes him irresistable to both the ladies, and the gents. Lesser people would make a joke about faggotry here, but sbp is far too cool for that. He’s probably even wearing sunglasses right now. That cat is just too cool for school.
July 10, 2008 09:51 AM
The only other mention of ohgodinternet on the internet: It borders on rule34. Of veggietales. Strangely appropriate considering the proprietors of this web site, to be honest.
July 10, 2008 04:07 AM
kerian: :S why am i eating this paper towel im not that hungry
d8uv: i had it worse a couple nights ago
d8uv: i cut open a tube of vaseline lip therapy, and ate it
kerian: i propose that tictacs are not a mint but a candy
kerian: have you ever had a citrus tictac which a)freshened your breath and b)didnt down a bunch like candy
kerian: its candy
kerian: they lie
d8uv: but... i mostly played with it, leading me to accidentally mention on skype that I had to wash up cause my hands were covered in vaseline
d8uv: everyone there was all "..."
kerian: the thing is that this paper towel isnt that bad
d8uv: i know
d8uv: i used to eat graph paper in high school precalc class
d8uv: T_T
kerian: dude was it the kind of bluewhite graph paper with blue lines?
d8uv: yes
kerian: that shit was tasty
kerian: best tasting paper
d8uv: the saddest thing is that the paper is probably the only source of fiber in our diets T_T
kerian: i am totally sending a comment to bounty that they need mt dew flavored paper towels
d8uv: um what
d8uv: steps to dew flavored paper towels:
d8uv: 1. spill your dew on a counter
d8uv: 2. clean that shit up
kerian: duuuude
kerian: doing this
kerian: now work on a chicken strip dinner towel
* A few minutes later
d8uv: status report on dew bounty
kerian: your advice ruined a perfectly scrumptious paper towel
d8uv: !
kerian: it tasted just all wrong
d8uv: maybe you gotta dry it out?
kerian: maybe if i spilled mt dew syrup
kerian: cleaned it up
kerian: let it dry
kerian: then consumed it
d8uv: or you can, you know
d8uv: stop doing things that 3 year olds have outgrew
kerian: you have no room to criticize mr
d8uv: hey the last paper product i ate was like 4 years ago
d8uv: maybe one
kerian: you have moved up to petroleum products, congrats
d8uv: i know
d8uv: more refined
d8uv: in all senses of the word
kerian: haha pun
kerian: im going to go drink some turpentine right now
d8uv: k peace out
July 10, 2008 03:58 AM
d8uv: Ok so I mentioned that Kerian and sbp and I should make a blog together. So Kerian and I went and tried to make a good name for a while, finally settling on ohgodinternet. About 3 minutes later, I had this set up. Kerian made the first post with his usual dong huffing, and I made what I thought was the first post. Kerian edited his post to publically humilate me, I edited my post to retort, and I wound up somehow on the bottom. Kerian then called me a cheater, I made a post defending myself. Then I made this post. This is the worst blog ever. Stop reading this blog.
July 10, 2008 03:39 AM
What the hell man why would you say such hurtful things T_T
Like I know how to move posts in the retarded sounding “Tumblrlog”. I don’t even know if they call it a “Tumblrlog”. I’m just guessing so because this is a web2.0 website and that’s the most retarded way to do it, and thus it must be.
July 10, 2008 03:28 AM
If you’re here, you’ve probably huffed a dong. ^^^^^^^^^-HAHA You suck.
You cheater >:[
July 10, 2008 03:18 AM
This is the worst thing ever to do, btw. Don’t do this.
BTW don’t do vvvvv either.
July 10, 2008 03:18 AM
